Drake: Babe, this is my mom Sandi

Drake's mama: *gives me a hug* its nice to finally meet you.

Me: You too.

Drake: I'll go and get the bags ok?

Me: ok. *waits till hes out of earshot* I forgive you.

Drakes mama: ...for what?

Me: killing dr martin luther king.

Drakes mama: i-I didn't kill- im sorry what?

Me: I know that silly! I mean you're old and everything but you're canadian. I'm just saying I accept your apology on behalf of your white brethren:)

Drakes mama: ...can we talk about somethin else please?

Me: ok Sandi I see the topic of racism makes you uncomfortable. I was just saying that your sons prowess in the bedroom doesnt make up for your assistance in murdering a civil rights leader but I am starting to forgive you. We can talk about it another time tho (:

Drakes mama: ....

Me: anyway im glad we could make it up here I wanted to meet you before the baby came:)

Drake: *comes back in and puts his arm around me* ahh my two favorite ladies in one room

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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*Scrolls through my own tumblr because it’s amazing *

cornflakepizza:

iraniandiaspora:

newwavenova:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

fatbisexualpenguin:

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

Specifically he was Parsi.
Also raised Zeroastrian.

*zoroastrian 

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